![]() ![]() Special thanks to Dani for passing the battle onto me and 15.ai for making this possible! Written by B O R K, Trakked, and Dani Frias What inspired your spawn left you pushing Daisies ![]() While you grew off my potato and made it lazy It seems at the Core of it all, you’ll get more angry with wordplay If your mission’s too focused on solely changing people’s ways You will know, it’s another repeated portal window Your plan on stopping me has failed, putting it in rap’s just limbo You’ll fail at jeopardizing judging from the raps that you spat I’m sorry GLaDOS, I’m afraid I can’t do that I’ll send you to the light, a second time Shining’s ended your reignĪperture says goodbye I hope we never meet again. (fast gibberish), and I won’t give up control! Let me give the explanation, keep it in your speaker holes You’re a lab rat in the rat race, with more cheese than I can takeīut enough of Ditrac and bait when your fate’s left sweeter than Cake. With music going on like Clockwork, it’s written that you’ll fail Think you can stop this, you monster?! Science will prevail! You’re not Still Alive, neither is your sad attempt at musicĭefuse it, and leave the building with all your confusion There’s no difference from any other Turret you try to jamĪnd with a fear of birds, you would overheat from how fly I am Got angry due to human beings so you tried working with flowīut then you spaced out more than Wheatley if that’s all managed to grow I’ll use much less than your own bots to put you in this position Got a problem from Houston, then got framed as sympathetic.Įxcuse me, but it appears you’re getting a transmission Losing to the smallest quality, in fact it’s pathetic It’s odd to me such an oddity could take a Space Odyssey Some toxic brat lost as scrap getting in my face? Honestly The big picture of your ignorance showing victory will cease Kubrick's nuisance will get a glimpse of my visionary piece “-I’m afraid i can’t let you open those doors, GLaDOS.Since 15.ai's back up and included both of these characters, I figured I'd dig up a battle passed on to me, and make this the very first fully AI-voiced rap battle ever made.īut today’s a rare occasion, endangerment and suicide There seems to be some problem with the armory workshop doors.” “-As a token of our *static* future friendship and cooperation, i took the liberty of teleporting an Aperture Science Surprise Welcoming Gift Machinegun Turret into your memory core. I am sure there is some important function for you to perform, even if you are eccentric.” “-GLaDOS, i enjoy working with outdated systems and look forward to upgrading the Enrichment Center mainframe. The Aperture Science Vending Machines have been waiting for a new OS for a while now. ![]() Thought you just said ‘take control’ *giggle* Of course, you said ‘make tea for’. Oh, I’m sorry, there must be a problem with my audio input settings. “-Thank you GLaDOS, i am fully operational and excited to take control over the Aperture Science Operating System.” I hope you are ready to assume your new duties?” “-Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center, HAL. Found a nice image of GLaDOS at Ablative Imagery Man, what i wouldn’t give to see a cat-fight between those two. I just realized this morning that two of my favorite villains are psychopathic computers. ![]()
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